teenage girl who just wants to eat burgers

 

Henry Cavill and Amy Adams ALS Ice Bucket Challenge on the set of Batman V Superman

(Source: daninimofcb)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.