teenage girl who just wants to eat burgers

 

Anonymous asked
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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sixpenceee:

JOINTS IN MOTION

As said by IFL science

Cameron Drake of San Francisco has created a collection of magnificent images showing joints in motion. He was aided by orthopedic physician Dr. Noah Weiss and the finished product is completely amazing. If you’d like to know more about the project, please check out Drake’s blog.

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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meladoodle:

"My account was hacked" is the shittiest coverup ever. I wish that worked in real life. Sorry for streaking at your wedding… my life was hacked